MAKING A HELP WANTED AD FOR YOUR LIFE

Have you ever sat down and thought about all of the areas that you need help with? I’ve been busier than normal, and I am looking to hire a young lady to help me with some tasks. I am looking to free up some time so that I can enjoy some other areas of my life. In the middle of the night, I woke up and started thinking about my Help Wanted Ad that I needed to post. However, my thoughts quickly shifted, and I don’t think that it was a coincidence.

The Help Wanted Ad that I was originally thinking about was specific to my blog business. But, I started realizing that I needed more help in a lot of areas in my life. You might also need some help, so I thought that I would share my ad with you.

Help Wanted

A busy, over-worked wife, mother, grandmother needs someone to keep her on track. Must be on-call 24/7 and available at all times. The applicant must be able to keep me focused, guide my steps, and light my path. You must know me inside and out and know my every wants and needs. You must be able to move mountains to help me accomplish my goals. If the applicant can heal me from sickness and keep me safe, that would be an added bonus. Must be full of love, dole out forgiveness to everyone, but especially to me, and never have a bad word to say about anyone.

Anyone who gossips will not be considered. The applicant must be a warrior and willing to fight for me and my family. Any applicant must be able to give me peace, take my load from me, and provide for my needs. Finally, the applicant will be the one who pays the price, not me. The only concession that I will do is to listen, obey, and trust the applicant. Please, do not apply unless you meet all of the above criteria.

Can you believe that I actually received two applications???

Application #1

Dear over-worked daughter, I would like to apply for the job! You do not have to pay anything, I have already paid with my life. I AM available to you at any time of the day or night. All you have to do is call out to me, and I will be there for you. I AM a mover of mountains and the winds and waves listen to my command. I AM the Light, and I can guide your steps and light your path. You were known to ME before you were even born, and I know the number of hairs on your head. I know your every want and need, and all you have to do is knock, seek, and ask for MY help.

Love and Forgiveness are a specialty of mine, and I never gossip or speak badly of anyone. I forgive anyone who asks, even those who have harmed, beat and crucified me. I AM a warrior and I have an army of angels at my beck and call who will fight for you and your family. Healing the sick and raising the dead is easy for me for I AM the GREAT PHYSICIAN. I have made the lame to walk, the blind to see, and brought people back to life.

If you will give me your burdens, I will give you peace and joy. You will be well taken care of, and all of your needs will be met. While I have already paid the price for you, I do ask that you listen to My voice and follow me. You must have faith in me and obey MY instructions. Also, I am available to others also, so please share My contact information so that others can also find Me.

Application #2

Dear over-worked, you need to do even more. You are not enough, you are not as good as others in your field. They are getting bigger and growing, while you are stagnant and boring. Darkness is way more exciting than the Light, so hire me and I’ll make sure that you are kept in the dark. Love and forgiveness are way over-rated, instead, I will show you how to spread hate, lies, gossip, and create havoc everywhere that you go.

You don’t need a warrior, you need to become an aggressor. I am evil, and my army of dark and fallen angels will show you how to fight others. However, YOU must pay the price! YOU must die and spend eternity in Hell with me. YOU will never be cold there, we keep the fires stoked at all times. There will be lots of people in Hell, so you will be part of the majority, one of the gang. Share my contact information so that others will join you and me in Hell also.

The choice is yours. You have two applicants and one spot to fill. You have free will and are allowed to make the choice that is right for you. Which will you choose?

Joshua 24:15

15 But if serving the Lord seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord.”

The choice is yours. Who will you hire?

To God Goes The Glory!

Have A Bless Day!

 

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  1. Sandi wrote:

    Well done! Tania, love this post. Thank you!

    Posted 2.21.21Reply
  2. K wrote:

    When you have the Lord you have someone holding your right hand ALWAYS.
    Thanks for sharing your faith😊

    Posted 2.17.21Reply
  3. Francine wrote:

    Love this post. I have been doing a study – The Armour of God – which has made me realize how manipulative the devil is and how easy it is to fall under his spell; however, to realize that God is always there – I just need to constantly call upon him. Your post reinforced what I have been studying. We have choices. Very powerful post .

    Posted 2.15.21Reply
  4. Angela wrote:

    I love this. Passing it along…..

    Posted 2.15.21Reply
  5. Mary wrote:

    Tania, this was an awesome post! The Lord truly is the answer to all my “help wanted” requests. Thank you for this – best thing I have read in a long time!

    Posted 2.15.21Reply
  6. Dee wrote:

    Best post ever! I shared it with others and printed it out! God bless..

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  7. Amy mcfarland wrote:

    This was so insightful. Thank you for sharing your heart 💕

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  8. Debbie Brown wrote:

    I loved your post today!
    At first I thought you were serious about and ad and the more I read I knew it was about our Lord and Savior.
    He is always there for us.

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  9. Laura wrote:

    Wow! The truth has been told today. The Holy Spirit has guided you in writing this post today.

    Thank you!!

    All for the Glory of God

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  10. Diane S. wrote:

    Using your God given talent to write Tania! Fantastic piece,…I will remember this for a long time!

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  11. Laurie Gruner wrote:

    Beautiful post today, Tania. We need to remember Satan is prowling around us and will devour us unless we choose the Lord to love and to serve. I respect you so much for using your platform to serve the Lord. God bless you and your family.

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  12. Karen from Como wrote:

    Very impactful!

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  13. Michelle wrote:

    Thank you so much for sharing daily. I enjoy them all and today’s blog was AWESOME. Thank you for boldly sharing Jesus and his love for each of us along with fashion and makeup.

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  14. Charlotte Wallace wrote:

    Thank you!

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  15. Elaine wrote:

    Love this! The best helper ever! Love the way you share your Faith.

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  16. laura l tuck wrote:

    Thank you. I need this today and every day

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  17. Charlcy Green wrote:

    What a fantastic message of true love for this Valentine’s Day! He is our Protector, Healer, Redeemer and loves us far above anyone! Thanks for you amazing faith & ability to share it so well! 💝

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  18. Ruth P wrote:

    Nailed it! I forwarded this to my daughters. One of your best posts ever!!

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  19. Lisa wrote:

    Wow! This was so powerful.

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  20. Penny Jo wrote:

    I have been reading a lot about asking for help recently so this message was right on. Very inspired and very appreciated. You write so well.

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  21. Lori T wrote:

    Wow. Just wow. I’m printing this and keeping it in my bible.
    Thank you

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  22. Karen wrote:

    That was so good!

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  23. Nancy wrote:

    As others have said – WOW! You knocked it out of the park with this post. My favorite one ever ❤️

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
    • Diana wrote:

      Tania

      I love your Sunday posts. Today’s was outstanding. You are an awesome writer and a dedicated child of God.
      What better way to get the message of Christ to your followers.

      Love your weekday fashion posts as well.

      Posted 2.14.21Reply
  24. Elizabeth wrote:

    Best post ever! God takes care of everything in our lives, if we will trust and let Him.

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  25. Anna wrote:

    What a powerful message, Tania! I enjoy reading your blog daily but especially look forward to your Sunday posts.

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  26. Cheryll Sampson wrote:

    Wonderful article. Great comparison of applicants. . Keep up the good work. God is glorified

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  27. Jennifer wrote:

    Wow, love this! It was definitely Holy Spirit inspired and confirmation for me. We are considering moving my aging mother into our home and I’m feeling overwhelmed with how that will be. I have a loving Father who will help me and I don’t need to do it in my own strength. 🙏

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  28. Kathy wrote:

    Soooo true!! What a wonderful metaphor. Thank you Tania.

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  29. Lani wrote:

    I know your sister is a writer but don’t ever let anyone tell you you’re not. I read your blog daily but look forward to reading it on Sunday as part of my devotion. To God be the glory!

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  30. Kathryn wrote:

    Most excellent post Tania!

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  31. Barbara W. wrote:

    Wow! So powerful! God is so good.

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  32. Holly wrote:

    Now that was inspired by the Holy Spirit! Very insightful.
    Excellent Tania

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
  33. Sandy wrote:

    I have to say, this is the best article I’ve read in a long time. You covered everything. It was genius. Great job Tania and to God be the glory!

    Posted 2.14.21Reply
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