Have you ever sat down and thought about all of the areas that you need help with? I’ve been busier than normal, and I am looking to hire a young lady to help me with some tasks. I am looking to free up some time so that I can enjoy some other areas of my life. In the middle of the night, I woke up and started thinking about my Help Wanted Ad that I needed to post. However, my thoughts quickly shifted, and I don’t think that it was a coincidence.
The Help Wanted Ad that I was originally thinking about was specific to my blog business. But, I started realizing that I needed more help in a lot of areas in my life. You might also need some help, so I thought that I would share my ad with you.
A busy, over-worked wife, mother, grandmother needs someone to keep her on track. Must be on-call 24/7 and available at all times. The applicant must be able to keep me focused, guide my steps, and light my path. You must know me inside and out and know my every wants and needs. You must be able to move mountains to help me accomplish my goals. If the applicant can heal me from sickness and keep me safe, that would be an added bonus. Must be full of love, dole out forgiveness to everyone, but especially to me, and never have a bad word to say about anyone.
Anyone who gossips will not be considered. The applicant must be a warrior and willing to fight for me and my family. Any applicant must be able to give me peace, take my load from me, and provide for my needs. Finally, the applicant will be the one who pays the price, not me. The only concession that I will do is to listen, obey, and trust the applicant. Please, do not apply unless you meet all of the above criteria.
Can you believe that I actually received two applications???
Dear over-worked daughter, I would like to apply for the job! You do not have to pay anything, I have already paid with my life. I AM available to you at any time of the day or night. All you have to do is call out to me, and I will be there for you. I AM a mover of mountains and the winds and waves listen to my command. I AM the Light, and I can guide your steps and light your path. You were known to ME before you were even born, and I know the number of hairs on your head. I know your every want and need, and all you have to do is knock, seek, and ask for MY help.
Love and Forgiveness are a specialty of mine, and I never gossip or speak badly of anyone. I forgive anyone who asks, even those who have harmed, beat and crucified me. I AM a warrior and I have an army of angels at my beck and call who will fight for you and your family. Healing the sick and raising the dead is easy for me for I AM the GREAT PHYSICIAN. I have made the lame to walk, the blind to see, and brought people back to life.
If you will give me your burdens, I will give you peace and joy. You will be well taken care of, and all of your needs will be met. While I have already paid the price for you, I do ask that you listen to My voice and follow me. You must have faith in me and obey MY instructions. Also, I am available to others also, so please share My contact information so that others can also find Me.
Dear over-worked, you need to do even more. You are not enough, you are not as good as others in your field. They are getting bigger and growing, while you are stagnant and boring. Darkness is way more exciting than the Light, so hire me and I’ll make sure that you are kept in the dark. Love and forgiveness are way over-rated, instead, I will show you how to spread hate, lies, gossip, and create havoc everywhere that you go.
You don’t need a warrior, you need to become an aggressor. I am evil, and my army of dark and fallen angels will show you how to fight others. However, YOU must pay the price! YOU must die and spend eternity in Hell with me. YOU will never be cold there, we keep the fires stoked at all times. There will be lots of people in Hell, so you will be part of the majority, one of the gang. Share my contact information so that others will join you and me in Hell also.
The choice is yours. You have two applicants and one spot to fill. You have free will and are allowed to make the choice that is right for you. Which will you choose?
15 But if serving the Lord seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord.”
The choice is yours. Who will you hire?
To God Goes The Glory!
Have A Bless Day!