TAKING A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE
If anyone local to me is reading my blog today, you have to swear that you won’t breathe a word of this blog to Joe. I am about to let you in on what I have in store for Joe for this coming Father’s Day, and I want it to be a surprise. It is kind of funny to say that I want something to be a surprise as I get ready to post it online for the ENTIRE world to see. Lol! The truth is, I feel like we are all friends, and I know that I can trust you to keep my secret.
Do any of you remember the Southern Comfort commercial that featured a gentleman in his 40’s-50’s walking down the beach in a speedo? It has been a running joke between Joe and me that I am going to buy him a speedo for him to wear. A couple of years ago, I found a regular pair of swimming trunks that were the speedo brand, so I bought them for him for Father’s Day. He loves those trunks and took them to Los Cabo with us, but they weren’t the type in the commercial. Well, this year I ordered him a black pair in the same style as in the commercial. I can’t wait to see his face when he opens his Father’s Day gift. Don’t worry, I got him some other things too, but I promise that the swimsuit will be the biggest hit. Lol! No…you won’t see any pictures. Hahaha!
Did anyone spit out their coffee yet? I promise to be good for the rest of the post. Lol! Today I am wearing a beautiful bright orchid cardigan that I bought from J. Crew years ago. I love this cardigan, and I hate so bad that it isn’t on the website any longer. I love adding a bright color when I am wearing black and white. I think the bright color makes the whole outfit POP. The white tank that I have on is from Chico’s Off The Rack. This is one that was gifted to me by Chico’s, but I just ordered four more tanks yesterday. They are having a big sale on their tanks, and I can wear a tank year around. Everyone needs these essential items.
I decided to do a small amount of pattern mixing today with my earrings. The black and white striped earrings go nicely with the striped zebra skirt. Same colors, but a different pattern, and that works well for an outfit. These earrings are no longer available, but the Adaline and the Dana would both work just as well. The beautiful cross necklace that I have on is probably 5 or more years old. I bought it at my local Cato Fashions, and it has been a favorite of mine ever since. I love the pearls and the bling from the rhinestones on this necklace. I have looked for years for another necklace that is half as pretty, but so far I haven’t located even one. Sorry. 🙁
This skirt!!! Oh my, I am in love with this skirt! This is my way of taking a stroll on the wild side. Haha! The zebra pattern is supposed to be big this year, but animal print, in general, is almost always in style. This skirt is so full and flowy, and I feel like I need to start twirling round and round. I guess that is the reason that they call this a swing skirt. Lol! It has a pull on waist and is made from 100% polyester, so it is machine washable. The belt is one that I already owned, but I thought it made the look. Here is the link to the skirt, and it is only 21.99. If you would like the plus size, then click here.
Can you believe that Joe agreed to have a photo made together? It might be the last one that he takes with me when he gets his present. Lol!
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Tania, one more thing. Maybe you should also put a good size potato in with the gift!
I have to share a joke I once heard about Speedos.
Two old French Canadians were talking about meeting women.
One said, “You know, when I go to the beach I put a potato in my Speedo. The ladies love it!”
The other one said he’d give it a try.
The next time they saw each other the first guy asked the other how it went.
He replied, ” I don’t know what happened. I did as you told me, but I just got laughed at. Not a single woman would talk to me.”
The other guy investigated more, and replied…
“You put the potato in the front, you idiot!”
Christine
New Hampshire
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Good luck Joe!
Now, that made me spit my water out! You should have had a “warning” posted on this. LOL!
Tania, you made my morning!
I have never seen that video, but let me tell you, that is not the Speedo I’m familiar with. The ones I’ve seen look more like sling shots! Tiny little things.
I live in New England and the French Canadians come down to go to our beaches… you should see the old men, with their big bellies and chicken legs, proudly wearing their Speedos! Makes me laugh … but then again, good for them to still be out enjoying the beach!
Christine
New Hampshire
I like your sense of humor. I think I have that cardigan or one very like it. Had it a long time. Wow on the skirt. I’m short so probably wouldn’t work for me but you can rock it. Happy Wednesday
Never saw the ad. Speedos, ah yes. What a fashion statement. I swear I would pay to wear your beautiful outfit. It would look NOT look good on me. Trust me.
Tania – You look amazing! Love the bright sweater, and that skirt!! Oh my goodness!! The belt is the perfect finishing touch. Great job!
Haha hope Joe loves his Speedos. If wver you come to France he needs to being them along as a lot of the pools will only let men in wearing them. Mr Mc has 2 pairs we carry everywhere to be on the safe side lol. Have a great day. Regards Jill stylishatsixty
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You are full of mischief and I love it! You look great, as usual.
Haha! I am full of mischief, and he deserves all of it! Lol!
I’m glad you posted the video because I hadn’t ever seen it either! Ha! I wish we could see Joe’s reaction when he opens that gift! Ha ha!! Nice outfit today.
OMGosh…since no pictures can you at least have someone video his reaction?? LOL!! I had never seen this commercial, but I LOVE it!! You can remind him, what happens in N. Myrtle stays in N. Myrtle! 🙂 Love your outfit too!
I wish that I could record the reaction without him knowing it! I am pretty sure that if “that” happened in N. Myrtle, that it wouldn’t stay in N. Myrtle. Lol!
You two are a hoot and you both look awesome!! Can’t WAIT to hear Joe’s reaction to your Father’s Day present to him! lol
I am crossing my fingers that the Speedo comes in time. It is scheduled to arrive Friday-Monday, and I am leaving town late Sunday.
You two are one good looking well dressed couple!
The earrings, belt, and skirt are fab together and the sweater is a pop of orchid that finishes it perfectly.
But the cherry and sprinkles on top was that Speedo video. It gave me a breakfast chuckle.
Thank you for the well-dressed couple comment. I am glad that you enjoyed the Speedo video. Lol!