I have no idea who shared or posted this on Facebook the other day but I found it hilarious. This woman said that she married a “Cold Ham Sandwich of a Human Being.” The lady who posted it said that was her new favorite insult to use. She said that a cold ham sandwich of a human being was so funny and insulting at the same time. The more I thought about it the funnier it became. I don’t like insults but let’s be honest, there are just times when we all use them. Then I thought about the funniest one that Joe has ever said.Joe and some man were having a heated disagreement. I am sure that there were many insults and choice words being hurled back and forth to each other before Joe threw out the ultimate insult. He told the man that he was a “Cockroach of a Man” and that he deserved to be squashed. The man stopped dead in his tracks and said, “Man, that’s cold.” “You could have called me anything, but a cockroach is just cold.” They both got tickled and the disagreement was put behind them. So, I am curious, what is the funniest insult you have ever heard someone use?I really loved my last shipment from the Trunk Club. My stylist is getting to know me better and the clothing items are starting to suit my personality more and more. Sometimes I don’t keep an item, not because I don’t like it, but because I have something already that is similar or I am afraid that I won’t wear it enough to justify the cost. This jacket fell into that category. I love the style, it is perfect for me, and it fits like a dream. BUT, isn’t there always a but, I already have a leather moto jacket in leather and one in knit so did I really need another one? I sent it back but I am already having regrets. ☹️ This jacket was so unique because of its color and I loved all of the zipper details. Crap! Now I wish I had kept it.Talk about a picture fail. Here I am trying to showcase my earrings and instead I covered them up with my hand. Lol! The Trixy earrings are super cute and they are also low in stock. Don’t tarry if you are wanting these. They are the perfect match for my Gabbie necklace and the Rosa and Clementine bracelets. All of these pieces have the most beautiful stones in variations of color. There are blues, greens, creams, browns, and golds all on the same item. These are items that you will get a lot of wear from because of the versatility of each piece. I can’t believe that Plunder has extended their sign-on bonus kits. I have NEVER seen them do this before but they said that it was so successful that they wanted everyone to be able to take advantage of the deal. TWELVE extra pieces of jewelry when you join in March!!! Go to plunderdesign.com/taniastephens and at the bottom of the page hit Become A Stylist.
I started to crop off my feet in these pictures. One, I needed a pedicure desperately and two, I should have worn a different boot. I love these open toe booties by Marc Fisher. I love the color and the style. They are super comfortable to wear and they look fabulous. They were just not the best choice for this outfit. I messed up. It happens to all of us but I just put mine out there for everyone to see. I think it is just as important to show you what not to wear, or how to wear, as it is what you should wear. With the jacket, I should have chosen a knee boot are at the very least a close-toed shoe.
I really liked the fit and style of these Wit and Wisdom jeans. But, for me, I wasn’t fond of the Thyme color. These were also in my Truck Club shipment and I didn’t figure out until after I had sent them back that I could have just exchanged them for a different color. I’ll know better the next time. These jeans feature an exclusive fit technology that molds and holds with a touch of stretch. Can I hear a WOOHOO? Not only do these fit and mod but they are also very affordable. Start thinking about Spring and Summer that is fast approaching, you will need some crop pants.
I hope you are enjoying your Saturday, I am thinking about going for that much-needed pedicure. Lol! I need a little pampering in my life. If you are needing a little pampering also, check out my Favorites page that I made for Rodan + Fields. At the very top of the page is a dark blue header strip with categories. Hover over the Rodan + Fields category and a drop down menu will appear. Select the Favorites from there.
Just to lure you into checking it out I am going to be giving away a $25.00 gift certificate towards the purchase of a Rodan + Fields product. Check out my favorites and them comment below what intrigued you the most. I’ll give away the certificate on Wednesday to give everyone time to enter the contest.
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